Peddlers in our Midst!

The reactionary lunatics at Uptown Update have been going after the poor slobs who peddle out of suitcases and shopping carts at the corner of Wilson and Broadway. Of course, anyone who dares to defend them from the wrath of the indignant condo owners has a fight on his hands! You can review the class warfare projection at James Cappleman's favorite web site yourself, but noted goldbricker "Yo" has provides a memorable quote:

Still, having a job is not a matter of fortune. It's a matter of hard work - even if you can kill time on the internet.

See, it's not actually working on the job that counts - it's a matter of working hard enough to con someone into giving you the job in the first place! But being the sort of lazy deadbeat who tries to augment his disability check by hustling tube socks will not be tolerated as it obviously shows dependence on Helen Shiller according to "holy moley."

This is how we keep the peddlers trapped in poverty and dependent on Helen Shiller: ignore the laws that don't allow peddlers to park on the sidewalk, encourage peddling at the epicenter of drug trafficking on the Northside, and accuse anyone who speaks up to hate poor people. That's right out of the Shiller School of Politics 101.

It's a win-win. Helen encourages dependency on her and best of all, the peddlers are lulled into believing that someone is advocating for them.

Crusader wants to be a crusader but he's not. It's all delusional and it's more than obvious. Kenny, you, like Helen, want to promote a class war. It's not working anymore.